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tutor52 *****
Age: 71 Zodiac: Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 919 Location: Wells, North Norfolk
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 19:48 Post subject: Help!!! |
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My Paj (sorry, OUR Paj) is currently in the West Midlands waiting for me to go over and collect it.
I rang Carol today and she informs me that "The Paj is really easy to drive..... the dogs love being in the back..... people always give way to you and get out of your way ...... etc etc"
Come on guys - give me some reasons why she SHOULDN'T keep it over there, otherwise I aren't going to get a look in |
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leebeelee123 LifeTime Member
Age: 20 Zodiac: Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 2254 Location: f**k knows, I'm lost...
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 19:58 Post subject: |
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As discussed in another section of this club, there is a V6 thief called Leebeelee who knows where it is, and as a precaution it should be moved to a more secure location, i.e with you over there! |
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mungodog *****
Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 939 Location: South Wales
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 20:22 Post subject: |
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Due to common feul pump seal problems, it would be VERY unfair on the dogs to let them get used to this comfort. Almost cruel when they had to revert back! Much better to leave them with what they're used to! |
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Scotsbob ******
Age: 69 Zodiac: Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 1167 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:05 Post subject: |
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The simple answer is this......Women should not be allowed to
A. Drive a Pajero
B. Go offroad in ANY Circumstances
C. Answer back to the "Menfolk"
Incoming !!!!!!!!!!!
SB. |
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nick the nurse Shining Star
Age: 66 Zodiac: Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 15561 Location: Wolstanton Newcastle Under Lyme Staffs a little sleepy Hamlet full of drunks and OLD PEOPLE!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:12 Post subject: |
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Oh dear Bob ...yer dead Kaths just read this
Dave ...........no oatcakes .should do the trick |
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ukrabbiter ********
Age: 55 Zodiac: Joined: 20 Apr 2005 Posts: 5728 Location: Halifax, West Yorkshire
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:25 Post subject: |
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I see 3 mistakes you've made Dave
sharing the Paj
letting her drive the Paj
letting her keep the keys
You know you've made a rod for your own back mate
As for a remedy, that's a hard one
If you ain't driving it, she'll have to put fuel in
Oh hang on, that could backfire
'my fuel in my Paj' scenario
Come on guys get yer thunkin caps on |
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nick the nurse Shining Star
Age: 66 Zodiac: Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 15561 Location: Wolstanton Newcastle Under Lyme Staffs a little sleepy Hamlet full of drunks and OLD PEOPLE!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:36 Post subject: |
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I'm worried she was very taken with it
CAZ STOP TEASING DAVE
Pretty male type grovelling please |
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Scotsbob ******
Age: 69 Zodiac: Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 1167 Location: Glasgow
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:39 Post subject: |
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nick the nurse wrote: |
Oh dear Bob ...yer dead Kaths just read this
Dave ...........no oatcakes .should do the trick |
errrr....exceptions do apply in some cases
SB. |
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nick the nurse Shining Star
Age: 66 Zodiac: Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 15561 Location: Wolstanton Newcastle Under Lyme Staffs a little sleepy Hamlet full of drunks and OLD PEOPLE!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:50 Post subject: |
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Nope SWMBO has had the
Mrs Beatons Cannibal Recipe Book out
Chapter one
Breakfast
Fried Gonads with anchovies and thinly buttered toast |
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Cazarocks *
Age: 66 Zodiac: Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 14 Location: Tipton by the cut...Deep in the heart of the Black Country!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:43 Post subject: |
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Hee Hee!
Possession is 9/10ths of the law
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Seeing as it is sitting on my driveway
I'm better looking than Dave when I'm driving it
And the dogs mess the Paj up instead of MY car
He ain't having it just yet!
Mind you......I put £ 50 worth of fuel in and I'm gonna use it up before I hand it over
So there!
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ukrabbiter ********
Age: 55 Zodiac: Joined: 20 Apr 2005 Posts: 5728 Location: Halifax, West Yorkshire
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:46 Post subject: |
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Cazarocks wrote: |
the dogs mess the Paj up instead of MY car |
Dave's got you bang to rights now Caz
the car is yours
and the dogs are messing his Paj
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nick the nurse Shining Star
Age: 66 Zodiac: Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 15561 Location: Wolstanton Newcastle Under Lyme Staffs a little sleepy Hamlet full of drunks and OLD PEOPLE!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:47 Post subject: |
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Youv'e been baiting the Cons again haven't you
Give it to Him ........................
I just Hate it when a Stokie Sulks
Bit good are they not |
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Cazarocks *
Age: 66 Zodiac: Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 14 Location: Tipton by the cut...Deep in the heart of the Black Country!
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:54 Post subject: |
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ukrabbiter wrote: |
Cazarocks wrote: |
the dogs mess the Paj up instead of MY car |
Dave's got you bang to rights now Caz
the car is yours
and the dogs are messing his Paj
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My dogs are messing up MY half of the Paj LOL
And I got both sets of keys too! |
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tutor52 *****
Age: 71 Zodiac: Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 919 Location: Wells, North Norfolk
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:55 Post subject: |
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nick the nurse wrote: |
Give it to Him ........................
I just Hate it when a Stokie Sulks
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So do I m8 - so do I |
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nick the nurse Shining Star
Age: 66 Zodiac: Joined: 05 Jul 2004 Posts: 15561 Location: Wolstanton Newcastle Under Lyme Staffs a little sleepy Hamlet full of drunks and OLD PEOPLE!
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 0:02 Post subject: |
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PMSL
Dave I think we have a "Convert"
You pair had better come up ....give Caz some Oatcakes .....much more better than Prozac for calming the mind
................any time you are both welcome to stop matey |
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