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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 19:48    Post subject: Help!!! Reply with quote

My Paj (sorry, OUR Paj) is currently in the West Midlands waiting for me to go over and collect it.

I rang Carol today and she informs me that "The Paj is really easy to drive..... the dogs love being in the back..... people always give way to you and get out of your way ...... etc etc"  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked

Come on guys - give me some reasons why she SHOULDN'T keep it over there, otherwise I aren't going to get a look in  Crying or Very sad  Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 19:58    Post subject: Reply with quote

As discussed in another section of this club, there is a V6 thief called Leebeelee who knows where it is, and as a precaution it should be moved to a more secure location, i.e with you over there! Wink  Wink  Laughing  Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 20:22    Post subject: Reply with quote

Due to common feul pump seal problems, it would be VERY unfair on the dogs to let them get used to this comfort. Almost cruel when they had to revert back! Much better to leave them with what they're used to!  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:05    Post subject: Reply with quote

The simple answer is this......Women should not be allowed to

A. Drive a Pajero

B. Go offroad in ANY Circumstances

C. Answer back to the "Menfolk"


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear Bob ...yer dead Kaths just read this  Shocked

Dave ...........no oatcakes .should do the trick  Wink
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see 3 mistakes you've made Dave
    sharing the Paj
    letting her drive the Paj
    letting her keep the keys

You know you've made a rod for your own back mate

As for a remedy, that's a hard one Confused

If you ain't driving it, she'll have to put fuel in Very Happy
Oh hang on, that could backfire
'my fuel in my Paj' scenario Confused

Come on guys get yer thunkin caps on
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm worried she was very taken with it  Sad

CAZ STOP TEASING DAVE  Twisted Evil


Pretty male type grovelling please Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick the nurse wrote:
Oh dear Bob ...yer dead Kaths just read this  Shocked

Dave ...........no oatcakes .should do the trick  Wink


errrr....exceptions do apply in some cases  Embarassed  Embarassed  Embarassed  Embarassed



         

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 22:50    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope SWMBO has had the
Mrs Beatons Cannibal Recipe Book out  Shocked

Chapter one

Breakfast
Fried Gonads with anchovies and thinly buttered toast  Shocked  Evil or Very Mad  Wink  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:43    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hee Hee!

Possession is 9/10ths of the law

AND

Seeing as it is sitting on my driveway

I'm better looking than Dave when I'm driving it

And the dogs mess the Paj up instead of MY car


He ain't having it just yet!

Mind you......I put £ 50 worth of fuel in and I'm gonna use it up before I hand it over


So there!


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cazarocks wrote:
the dogs mess the Paj up instead of MY car

Dave's got you bang to rights now Caz Laughing
    the car is yours
    and the dogs are messing his Paj

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Youv'e been baiting the Cons again haven't you  Twisted Evil  Wink  Laughing  Laughing


Give it to Him ........................


I just Hate it when a Stokie Sulks  Twisted Evil  Wink  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


Bit good are they not  Wink  Very Happy  Very Happy  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:54    Post subject: Reply with quote

ukrabbiter wrote:
Cazarocks wrote:
the dogs mess the Paj up instead of MY car

Dave's got you bang to rights now Caz Laughing
    the car is yours
    and the dogs are messing his Paj

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


My dogs are messing up MY half of the Paj  LOL

And I got both sets of keys too!
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 23:55    Post subject: Reply with quote

nick the nurse wrote:
Give it to Him ........................

I just Hate it when a Stokie Sulks  Twisted Evil  Wink  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing


So do I m8 - so do I  Wink  Wink  Wink
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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 0:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

PMSL

Dave I think we have a "Convert"
You pair had better come up ....give Caz some Oatcakes .....much more better than Prozac for calming the mind  Wink  Laughing

................any time you are both welcome to stop matey  Wink
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