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Turvey
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3 things in life which are important to me
1 is Kath     
2 me truck 
3 this fe rkin place   
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And I thought we had something 'special' Nick  |
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nick the nurse
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 22:43 Post subject: |
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leebeelee123
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:00 Post subject: |
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You could borry my wheels matey!
Hope youve got em changed for the Cosford meet when I get to drive her! |
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nick the nurse
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:07 Post subject: |
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Tyres coming Tuesday
Just got to tell Kath how much 
actually not too bad 68 quid a corner  |
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silver top
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:18 Post subject: |
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You still not told Kath yet
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Thought you was a MAN
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nick the nurse
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:22 Post subject: |
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 ....its difficult to wake someone in a coma
She knows .........shrugged her shoulders and said .....firstly not typable
THEN
I want to try the new Tyres first
Now I'm worried |
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silver top
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:30 Post subject: |
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Thats it now Nick
when do you go to hospital to have the object removed from your 'rse
Looks like you're in the same club as Turvey
it will be a long time before you get to drive your pride and joy
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nick the nurse
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:36 Post subject: |
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........wanna bet I have the imobilzer fob
John Have Great Holiday mate  .....just hide from all those women |
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Turvey
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:39 Post subject: |
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| silver top wrote: |
| Looks like you're in the same club as Turvey |
Kick a man while he's down why don't you
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silver top
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........wanna bet I have the imobilzer fob
John Have Great Holiday mate .....just hide from all those women |
Don't underestimate the power of a wife
you have to sleep sometime nick
then its  fob found And with a wave your motor is of down the road like a rat up a drainpipe
I will have a good holiday 8) 8) 8) 8)
The JD is calling me
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silver top
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:52 Post subject: |
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| Turvey wrote: |
| silver top wrote: |
| Looks like you're in the same club as Turvey |
Kick a man while he's down why don't you
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Can't kick a man when he is already down
is that true you are the only member of the SEAT club
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nick the nurse
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 23:56 Post subject: |
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They have Fastlane up there John
.........any Holiday site is VERY Nukeable |
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silver top
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 0:01 Post subject: |
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They have Fastlane up there John
.........any Holiday site is VERY Nukeable |
I've been there
I've seen more threatnin' people at the darby and jones club
Couldn't do a better NUKE than my wifes cooking
S**T that was close she just asked me what that was i typed
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nick the nurse
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Now who's a brave Soldier then 
Sod off get some kip and enjoy yer Holiday yer Muppet |
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silver top
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 0:08 Post subject: |
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh get you
Us Big truckers fear no one
I'll be thinking about you (NOT) when i'm resting
and your slaving away in the shop
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Whilst Kath is driving your pride and joy
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